Didn't even have the courtesy to send a 'New phone. All the eggplant and peach emoji texts I sent. 'And I know all the words to 'Greedy' by Ariana Grande. But I've got a better butt than all those bitches.' Wade turned around and lifted the coat showing off his perfect spandex covered ass. And chasing one of the queens around the work room with a sword after he said my dress looked like it was from a thrift store didn't help. Something about my costume looking too basic and my face without the mask looking like Freddy Kreuger fucked the Elephant Man. 'Well, I was cut early from RuPaul's Drag Race season nine. He saw Deadpool standing there in his costume with a doctor's coat. Peter moved to the examine room and opened the door. Second room on the right,' she said and picked up her magazine which had a headline that read 'Here's the five men in Hollywood that aren't ruined and you can still stan.' He looked around the empty waiting room and saw the stern looking receptionist. Chyka would be discreet and not announce to the world that Peter was a superhero. Normally Reed Richards would be the one performing his physical, but he was still wrecked over the death of Sue. Peter Parker walked into the doctor's office. They are the property of Marvel and this is just for fun.
If that isn't your thing, back click now and find a story more to your liking. Author's note: Obviously this story is very gay.
